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cemetery

my friend called me, its almost 8 midnight, i was 15 and in high school worrying about pimples and my chemistry instructor who was the subject of my day time fantasies. he wants me to meet him in front of the concrete arch way upon which the words its our time now, soon it will be yours are written. i always see this on my way home from school, in fact i hated it everytime i passed by the cemetery and see these words written by the gate. it reminds me of death. it reminds me that someday i will be all bones and dust. what made things worst is that i'm studying in a catholic school so everyday i have to listen to my religion instructor as she talks about all the gruesome details of death. my mother asked me where i'm going as i put on an old sweater that i got from the trash the other day. i told her i will meet my friend by the cemetery, few blocks from where we live. she said that its too late, i told her, its halloween, we will go trick and treating. my mom gave me the look telling me that i am too old for such stuff. i told her, our neighbor does it, and he's like 55. i don't think there should be an age limit for trick and treating after all everybody loves free stuff. she just sighed and continue with what she was doing, which is cleaning the stove. i always told her to stop doing that, cause its just too much work, in fact its not even a stove, its just a concrete top with two bricks and two thick steel rods. we live in an island at that time, so we don't have any electricity not even gas stove. we used wood for cooking in fact i almost burned our bamboo house one time, but that's another story. my friend was standing impatiently at the steel gate, the cemetery's gate was partially open. holding a torch in my hand i blinded him by directing the light on his eyes. he told me to cut it off. i asked him why he looks so tensed and shooked up. he told me that after he called me, he went inside and started reading the names and dates on the grave yard, and while browsing through the cemetery, he saw an opened concrete compartment, he looked inside and he saw a wooden coffin with the lid partially opened. i looked inside the cemetery, it was so dark there, i can't believe he went inside, the only light came from the moon, which was full at that time. what is wrong with my friend why suddenly he has a grave yard fetish? my eyes gets wider and the tiny hairs from my arms starts to rise, as my friend described what he had seen. he said he saw a young man in his early twenties, dressed up in what seemed like an old spanish soldier uniform with a silver star on one of his shirt pocket, he is lying on dried twigs and leaves but what makes it weird is that it seems that he just passed away, it seems like he was sleeping, he looks so peaceful. i got scared. i told him that we should go on and do the trick and treating, we have more than an hour walk to town and stopped wasting our time on silly stories and besides your not suppose to disturb anybody who is sleeping cause that is so unfashionable. he held my hand and handed me a hersheys bar. he cut it in half. he said to me if i go inside the cemetery with him, i can keep half of the chocolate. i had not tasted hersheys at that time, the smell of it tempted me and the thought that i might not be able to eat another hersheys bar in my life cause we live in a secluded island prompted me to say yes. we went inside the cemetery, i felt my heart beat, increasing its beats, cold sweats forming on my forehead. i mean, this is an abandoned cemetery, its so dark, normal people don't go here at night time, looking at the crosses and concrete statues of angels and saints clothed in darkness, totally gives me the creeps, and what should i do if my friend was right, if there is a body out there who looks so real and appeared to be sleeping, will i shout or just freak out, part of me feels that he is just joking, but what if he was right and not lying and worst of all, what if i actually see the body? i followed him through the narrow road bumping into stones, fallen crosses and other stuff i did not dared to look at, i felt the cold night air as it touched my face. happy halloween everyone!

halloween and still totally clueless

here's the latest trashy answers to clueless questions!

"i'm a girl, what should i be for halloween?"
>>> how about a troll or better still a tuna roll

"where can i do trick and treat in the nude?"
>>> your bathroom or if you are a guy in my bedroom

"do you think i look cool on my halloween costume?"
>>> yup, the coolest part is when you were not allowed to go in the bar while all your friends are already inside and partying cause the door guard thinks your costume sucks

"what time should i start trick and treating?"
>>> 6 a.m. where everybody in your neighborhood are all still propped up in bed

"i am already past 60, do you think i am too old to do trick and treat?"
>>> not in my book, cause i just turn 99 and i am still out there filling my candy buckets

"any suggestion to make an emotional halloween costume?"
>>> coat your body in tears, melt lots of candles to do the trick

"so what are you gonna do for halloween?"
>>> answer dumb questions from people like you

"is my friend gay cause he wears a pink elmo costume while we are trick and treating?"
>>> nope only when its a lilac one

"what product can i use to make the black lines under my eyes for my super halloween costume?"
>>> try lots of super charcoal available in home depots in all states

"why is it that all grown ups loves to party and wear halloween costumes?"
>>> because we are not like you, remember the saying youth is wasted on the young

"what should i do cause all my friends ditched me for halloween?"
>>> watch oprah

"when should i stop eating my halloween candies?"
>>> when all your teeth fall on your feet

keyontyli at expressmen

keyontyli is a familiar face, you might have seen him at instinct magazine, saturday night live, lifetime network or in a billboard for high end denim gold spun. in fact his experience in modeling had been diverse from runway shows for dkny, ducati, akademis to print, trade, tv stints and even red carpet hosting- keyontyli had done it all. This time he will do something that he had never done before. keyon is NEXT. adding more excitement to the site of excitement.

EXPRESSMEN.

Always Exciting. Always ExpressMEN.

"what inspires me? anything or anyone who dares to be different and set new standards"

"my first photoshoot was for a swimwear company, and that's what started it all, from there i went to other projects and fashion shows, traveled the road with designers doing trade shows through out the states, like going on six states within two months time...so far the experience had been very great for me, i loved what i'm doing and i'm enjoying it everyday"

credits: boiish

"there's alot of things that's going on in my mind while i am in the middle of photoshoots, my experience with previous photoshoots is locked in my mental bookmark so i go back to them and see how this time around i can achieve better poses"

"modeling is a childhood dream but i never actually thought that i'd be doing this, but i am glad that i did because it had been a very enjoyable and memorable experience. just seeing myself transform from someone else from time to time is really fun. i think in order to succeed in this industry, you need to get over your looks, instead you have to know yourself more- your strength and weaknesses, how you will portray yourself in a product or how will you market yourself in this competitive field."

"usually my out of place situation happens backstage, where everything is out in the open, sometimes it feels awkward being in the same place with other models as we're changing and the staff are all over us, lol..even though we are all in shape, i still feel out of place sometimes lol, but this is part of the business, this is something that happens everyday to any model"

"my future plans includes landing in a movie role and starting an organization that will benefit the youth, i always believe that life is also about sharing and giving"

keyontyli is a very nice guy, easy to work with, very professional. his experience in modeling made him a better model and he's always ready for a new project where he can learn more and grow as a better model, as a better person. to know more about keyontyli check him out at keyontyli goffney and don't forget keyon has new photos, click new photos for the latest update on keyon!

EXPRESSMEN WARNING: We will see more of KEYON, he is definitely HERE to stay, congratulations keyon and keep up the good work!

ceiling light

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andrew christian

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jake

i feel like doing what jake did in his shots from dylan rosser, i don't know sometimes i would wake up and just feel like everything seems the same. the daily routines get into me these days. when i was doing an internship job couple of years ago, the hr girl placed me in a small room filled with boxes, all stacked up to the ceiling. in a friendly voice she gave me the list of things that i have to do, in a nut shell, the job is opening those files, sorting them out, arranging them in order and doing a data entry for all these things. weeks later i would wake up full of energy, i can't wait to go to work, i love being inside that tiny room even if it make my brain freeze. it reminds me of surgery rooms in hospitals minus the nurses and scrub suits. as boring as it sounds i enjoyed the work. only when the realization hits me, my management professor upon reviewing my personality test told me that i am the type of person that loves routines, in fact i will do well in routine, safe jobs. the next day i quit my work. i guess, i don't want to be in a routine job doing safe things and get paid for it. i want a more challenging job, well i did get that, face down to the floor, it was the first time that i realized how cold our marble tiles feels like. i was working for a bank and at that time, masked forces that seemed to be in their early twenties seized the place, and we all go home that day feeling totally clueless about what happened. but i guess this is part of living, sometimes there are days where everything seems so fast, days where things fall on their right places but sometimes there are days where everything is the same. earlier today i mailed the final manuscript for prinz hilton. suppose to be i should be happy because the weeks of working on that stuff is finally over even if i still have to finish joe hunter, the other series. but i feel like there's a big part of me that goes with prinz. i feel like i abandoned him. sometimes i wished that prinz hilton is still a series here at expressmen. it added twist and excitement to the site. but i guess life is all about moving on. i have to let go of prinz, after all he is only a fragment of my imagination. he is my mind product. and i can always create another prinz hilton. but of course, it will different. it will never be prinz..

paul's latest

actor paul howard made it to the top 20 in the quarter finals for our stage demo reel for his new exciting film sauce(verb) to make agreeable or less harsh click here to check it out and vote for this interesting clip sauce here's what paul has to say about this great cause:

"i've made the OurStage quarter finals for my demo reel! the competition is an online competition that allows people who register to the site (which is easy and free) to watch and view different demo reels or clips or trailers and vote on the best! the system puts clips against one another so it's more "fair" and less about a popularity contest. the other great thing is that the site is making money for a great cause, stopping human slavery. for every account registration on the site through the campaign, ourStage will donate $2 to Not For Sale. they have raised over $1,200 so far! so, if the thought of human slavery angers you as much as it does me, i hope you will please help by registering. two great causes! what have you got to lose but the little time it takes to register! please register and help out! time is running out, so be sure to do it soon!!!"



type in paul howard in the site's search box and you'll see paul's entry. to know more about paul click paul howard, his site is really great, lots of cute photos and latest news on his recent projects. he is also on the right field of this site, by clicking through his photo it will lead you to the exciting interview he did for expressmen...so guys, register now go to our stage and together we can end human slavery. thanks to paul howard for letting us know about this site.

totally clueless

trashy answers to clueless questions!

"will i gain lots of pounds if i eat around one kg of food each day?"
>>> nope you will gain kilograms, silly question...

"how can i stop people from sending pms to me?"
>>> start by not doing it, its ok to do reverse psychology, don't worry, if you try getting a better avatar, chances are you'll get lots of pms...

"any suggestions where i should get my next tattoo?"
>>> how about in your you know what, that would be cool

"what is the best dig cam for under hundred bucks?"
>>> kodak disposables

"how do i teach myself, cause i love to learn how to go around the photoshop program?"
>>> start by ditching the manuals, and just heading off to bed

"where can i buy any products from bangladesh?"
>>> its called yahoo

"any suggestion on brand name lotions that i can use, i don't care if its pricey as long as it works?"
>>> try i can't believe its butter. greasy at first, but will work with your morning bread

"what should i do cause my ovaries hurt all the time?"
>>> easy, remove them

"how do i get rid of my depression?"
>>> oprah

"do you think she likes me cause she keeps on calling me?"
>>> nope, she's after her cash, hey dude start paying what you owe her

"any solution to get rid of my constipation problem?"
>>> lots of sodas.

who's NEXT?

patric jason

i recently started a new blog, its called patric jason. so i hope that you'll check it out and support it just as you had supported expressmen and next model men, of which i am really thankful. i truly appreciate all your comments and emails...sorry if i am delayed in answering those emails...don't worry, i promised to get back to all of you..i am currently working on that..the new blog is more of a photo journey. its like looking at my world through my eyes. it will feature original photos. of different subjects, but most of the time you will noticed that i am fascinated with buildings and structures. i don't know why, i think its just me...i feel that structures in any form has their own story to tell and i hope to capture and tell that story. i know that there's alot of people who are asking me about what happened to the series prinz hilton and the new one joe hunter. a private buyer bought both story. even if i am not even half way done with them, so writing for both series also keeps me busy these days as i tried to finish it up. i can't use the plot anymore but i can still use some elements of prinz hilton, before i was thinking of doing an entire blog just about him, his affluent lifestyle and all the comedy and drama in between. maybe in the future. i think the story will be translated in different language. but that's the most that i can reveal...but anyway it was fun seeing both series here at expressmen. if you noticed as the weeks go by, expressmen changed its focus and become more of a modeling blog. which had always been my goal for expressmen, to become the venue for models and photographers to showcase their outstanding portfolios. because those hard work deserved to be highlighted. expressmen will answer the question on who is hot in the modeling field today. at the same time expressmen as well as next model men will always support new and up coming talents whether in modeling or photography. that had always been the site's mission. thanks again for all your support and hope you'll check the new site out. truly expressmen lives to its name...always exciting...always expressmen.

horoscope express

what's your destiny today? its all in the stars!

aries

>>> time to chat up and catch up with long lost friends or acquaintances, future partnerships are possible

taurus

>>> you feel tired today. it seems working the whole week wears you down.

gemini

>>> some health concerns will sprout up

cancer

>>> the lack of activity in your life these past days added to your growing boredom and depression

leo

>>> don't expect so much today, cause chances are you will end up feeling more empty and alone

virgo

>>> a great day to shop and just hang out with friends of somebody special

libra

>>> you are in a questioning mood today, you tend to question everything, just be very careful of your choice of words

scorpio

>>> call your mom today, she needs something from you

sagittarius

>>> double check that you have your car key or its in your pocket, if not it will be a problem later on, you don't want to end up calling a friend for help later this evening

capricorn

>>> ask your friend to spill out everything, that's better than letting all these negative emotions build up inside him

aquarius

>>> if you are shy person, don't do any social functions today cause the stars are lined up on you, all focus, all talk, all eyes will land on you

pisces

>>> check your finances

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rob goes express

credits: wilmer vergara

rob bryan recently got wet in wilmer vergara's feature, this time around we'll see a new and different rob, he's back, no longer wet and much hotter, with new refreshing photos. rob has cuban background, born in costa rica and grew up in miami, this hot latino is constantly reinventing himself from moving in to his new tampa place and being happy with the love of his life, to starting a bachelor degree in political science after finishing up an associate in international relations at miami dade. added to that he is also on top of his modeling career as he continue to network and work on new projects. rob bryan is HERE and he's NEXT. another totally hot exclusive happening only at the site of excitement. EXPRESSMEN.

Always exciting. Always expressmen

credits: photography by mark

"in one of my first shoots, the photographer and i had come up with an idea of tying me on a train track, as we were shooting, i noticed the excitement building up with my photographer and when i turned around, i was shocked to see that there's an actual train headed towards me! it was scary, but we accomplished some great shots."

credits: creative reflections

"i used to be a chubby, geeky, nerdy kid, the type that gets teased by the lunch time bullies. i always have a low self esteem, and modeling is something that never occured in my mind, in fact i never saw it coming. only when i reached high school, i become health conscious, i worked out, got fit and lost that chubbiness. but i still feel i am still the same geeky kid from grade school. only recently when i met this special person that i finally gave in and give modeling a try after realizing that there's somebody who really believes in me and will really be there to support me all the way through. i never realized that by stepping in this field i will gain new experiences, and see myself in a whole new frame, it is true that modeling made me grow up and discover new things that i've never thought that i can do"

credits: creative reflections

"i love traveling and i am constantly reinventing myself. i am the type of person that is not afraid of change. so i think in the next five years or so, i may probably be in europe or spain with a successful career as a lawyer or model"

credits: j rich photography

"networking is the key in this field. you have to get out there and meet people. this is a tough and competitive industry, having the support and contacts from other key industry players can make a difference in your career, added to that, you'll gain new friends and lifetime partners."

credits: j cassoni photography

"i find myself in out of place situations all the time, people are always calling me dork, loser, or airheard cause at times i can really be silly lol, but i guess life is always in random so you'll never know what's going to happen, i always say the wrong things at the wrong times and i'm always lost, but i don't mind it. people love me all the same, and it's what makes me... well, me!"

credits: photography by rios

"the special someone, who is always in my heart, and my family, particularly my brother in law and sister, they are my treasures--i am always grateful for their love, support and help"

credits: wilmer vergara

"determination and confidence completes the recipe needed to succeed in modeling, together with skills, personality and luck"

credits: j rich photography

"i hope to gain friends in modeling, make contacts and i would love to work with different photographers to give me variety, experience and insight"

credits: creative reflections

"eating healthy... like mcdonalds, taco bell, pizza, starbucks!! ha ha, just kidding. it's all about smart choices, if you're going to mcdonalds get the salad or snack wrap with the grilled chicken instead of the crispy, etc. and a good work-out a couple times a week doesn't hurt!"

credits: creative reflections

"i find modeling as a great way of self expression, a photo can reveal and be interpreted in many ways, which is what i find most interesting"

rob is definitely ready for modeling! his good looks and charming personality will win anyone. curious on rob? check his my space, click here, his excellent portfolio at mayhem and for more of him click rob bryan

EXPRESSMEN WARNING: rob bryan's cool personality and humor coupled with gorgeous looks will rob anyone's heart, including yours!

totally clueless

trashy answers to clueless questions


"what should i do cause i think a hacker went through my email and started deleting them?"
>>> send him a love notes


"did you ever remember playing with paper dolls when you were a kid?"
>>> as far as i can remember i play with other things


"where do you find the piano shit for the musical play phantom?"
>>> girl you have a dirty mouth, check your restroom for that


"what do quails eat?"
>>> cute people like you


"what should i do for my old high school stuff, cause i really want to clean my attic?"
>>> donate them in the local museum better still, ditch them in trash


"so how do you basically get an internet?"
>>> you need a sharp nose for that, without that your toes will be in the wrong places, and there goes your internet


"what should i do cause i think my best friend is gay?"
>>> make out?


"so what's the best place to meet perky, interesting teens like me in the net?"
>>> boringteens.com



send questions to ex_pressmen@hotmail.com, don't be shy---be clueless.

who's NEXT?

credits: texas coast photography

phillip goes express

philip is from london, he had been modeling for almost a year now, and he's interested in doing more projects with wild and eccentric concepts. his involvement in this field is not limited to modeling, in fact he got the bronze award at the british amateur international film festival for his kung fu spoof master. philip is NEXT. exclusive interview happening only in the site of excitement. EXPRESSMEN.

Always exciting. Always expressmen.

"in a photographic sense, i love the old masters like bruce weber, i've been fortunate enough to have held a copy of chop suey club and have a good read through, the whole book is a master piece. herb writts, aspects of greg gormond and the early versace images are all superb. in a personal sense, i'd say people inspire me, individuals who excel against all odds to achieve their potentials"

"i love film and choreography, whether its dance or fight scene choreography, they both display incredible rhythm and timing, i have made a couple of short films loosely based on old school kung fu movies, quite light hearted stuff, a lot of fun. snowboarding, skateboarding, breakdancing, thai boxing, cooking, fashion, property."

"for me, being involved in shoots is good fun and beats fixing peoples houses on weekends, which is what i used to do for a living! although still working in construction would like to 'fly a few kites' so to speak."

credits: gary holmes

"last year, around this time, i was in asia! i had been selected to represent uk in the karate world championships in japan, the preparation was really hard because i was working full time as well as training every day. it was a fantastic experience and the japanese were excellent hosts, in the competition, i got through the 3rd round but took a pasting from azerbaijan, those guys are so hungry for it, you could tell that was their life, they went on to win the whole thing and later we found out most of them were special forces back home! tokyo is a great city, i would love to go back, but maybe with modelling next time, i couldn't afford to otherwise, its a very expensive place."

credits: john musson

"out door stuff in the uk this time of year can be a bit chilly, apart from that i enjoy most shoots, that may sound like an automated response but as far as most jobs go, modelling is a lot more fun."

credits: john musson

"i had always been interested in modeling, but i didn't have the time when i was younger because of my training schedules in karate, but i think if you follow your dreams, you will achieve it, and this knowledge is something that i want to share to aspiring models, you have to be true to yourself, if you don't enjoy what you're doing, you shouldn't do it, whether its in front or behind the camera, always listen to people but make your own decision, remember the choices that you make will affect the results"

"the wildest photo shoot? early this year a friend of mine jennika argent had an idea for a shoot involving a stylist, a make up artist and some women's underwear! she wanted to put me in full female make up. the project was to try and reflect a man's desire to experiment with make up and explore his feminine side, i was reluctant to participate at first, but it was a unique experience and the final images were really cool, even my mum liked 'em!

"i love seeing my family after a hard day, i like going out with my brother just for some food or just sitting around doing absolutely nothing. i think in this field you should know where the door is, what key to use and when to unlock it"


philip is currently enjoying teaching self defense classes while continuing his studies in quantity surveying. he is so easy to work it, and very open to suggestions, so i think he will definitely make it because he can adapt to changing situations which is an everyday thing in modeling. to know more about philip or just to check him out click philip

EXPRESSMEN WARNING: philip is definitely ready for modeling. his good looks and exciting charms will definitely win you!

fresh fashion

button down collar shirt with a classic fit, 68 banana republic

horoscope express

what's your destiny today? its all in the stars!

aries
>>> avoid going in social situations or functions today, you don't want to see yourself in an awkward and embarrassing situations

taurus
>>> be a true friend to someone today

gemini
>>> you might hurt someone with your words today, so try to be very careful with whatever you say

cancer
>>> traveling plans are on the way

leo
>>> you will be very impatient today, stay calm and focused

virgo
>>> interesting development will happen soon

libra
>>> you will find yourself going through all your old stuff, it seems you are so attached to the past

scorpio
>>> someone will invite you today. go out with him, you'll have fun

sagittarius
>>> your kindness will see you through today, you will overcome an impending problem

capricorn
>>> after that great party, and you being at the center of it all. when you go home tonight, you will realize that your not bad after all, you managed to pull yourself together in tenseful social situations

aquarius
>>> you are on your fantasizing mode today

pisces
>>> you search for affection, instead you'll end up feeling empty

who's NEXT at expressmen?

credits: wilmer vergara

museum

i hate museums, don't get me wrong, i love going there and seeing stuff i don't normally see in real life or while browsing inside banana republic or walgreens, and walmart twice a month. i think i should rather correct what i said earlier, what i mean to say is that i hate myself whenever i go inside the museum. the last time i went to a museum, i almost broke a crystal jar which is really valuable with the word russia written all over it. i don't really think its my fault, i just got carried away, i thought the jar was sitting inside a glass cube so i tried to go near the exhibit to see more details not knowing that its totally exposed to the cold museum air. micro seconds later, it almost fell to the floor, i caught it though, and nobody saw me. lucky me. but until now i never recovered from those micro second tensions. i blamed the glaring lights. i remember when i was young boy my mother never allowed me to go near the breakables, she said i have slippery hands. any materials that goes through my hands will always ends up in the floor, if not broken, they can be glued or duct taped to place. few days ago i was in this indian themed museum. initially i have no plans going inside but there's a couple of cuties mingling among the exhibit so i got attracted to go inside, not to see the artifacts but to plunge and absorb the cuteness around. i got my tiny camera with me, i lost the new one few weeks ago, i always told myself not to bring any camera whenever i go inside museums because the temptation to take a shot is so strong. what made it worse is the security guard approached me, i tried to cover the tiny camera on my hand, he said in a friendly voice that i can take some photos in the area where i was standing but not on other areas. so i took the chance. and i got these two photos. not that i find them interesting or exciting. its just the thrill of taking something inside a suppose to be prohibited area, the image quality is really poor, thanks to the glaring museum lights. as i took the third shot, i realized that there's a hand that is trying to get the camera from me, it was the security guard who this time is in his bi polar mode rushing into action, saving the day, he told me that there's a flash on the camera and that the posters and painting can be damaged, while struggling to take my camera from me, but i was like, how about those bright spot lights around? i concentrated on the camera, i will not let a security guard who acts like he owns the place beat me on this one, finally i succeeded. and that's when i realized that it is so unfashionable to fight with a security guard while being surrounded by ancient artifacts, i did get my camera back but i have to walk out immediately cause he is really into his bi polar mode and this time he is channeling it to everyone in the room, in a much louder voice he told everyone what i have done, as if i have stolen a priceless piece. gosh i really hate him. so i went out, but to my surprise one of the cute ones that i was eyeing earlier followed me, asking me if i was fine. i said quite well, just completely shaken, my eyes will win an oscar for drama. i got a date that night. no not in a museum, and not with that security guard but rather over $2 chopped barbecue porks on stick while strolling on old blue bricks of the ancient city. now that's the real museum.

totally clueless

trashy answers to clueless questions!

"what is the reason why water reach its boiling point?"

>>> its called the stove or microwave

"does anyone know any cool rock songs?"

>>> how about if i throw the rock on you, that would be cool

"i have a project but i don't know what to do with it"

>>> try throwing it on the trash

"what should i know when buying a new car, serious answers please?"

>>> that you know how to drive it

"who wants to meet me this saturday?"

>>> anytime except saturday. btw, i also mean anyone except you

"how can you boost my confidence?"

>>> rum

"what is the name of the free microsoft word that you can get in the internet?"

>>>its called pirates of the caribbean

"how do i know that my boyfriend is cheating again on me?"

>>> when you discover him with me

"why will the doctor not give the results of the test over the phone?"

>>> cause he has no phone on his office, you got to drive girl

"how many molecules of carbon dioxide can be produced if 10 molecules of heptane is burned?>>>sorry girl, i only answer algebra questions

"what does the sharp lower stomach pain means?"

>>>you've got to go to the bathroom and do your deed

"how will you decorate my wedding cake?"

>>> simple, i'll fill it with m and m's

"do you look in the napkin after say, you blow your nose or use it to clean yourself up?"

>>>are you having those compulsions again? geesh, you need some real help.

theodore at expressmen

model: bryan

theodore had outgrown his geeky high school image, now he is not only trendy and cool, he is also ready to take photography to the next level. currently he is looking for male models to add fresh excitement to his excellent portfolio and at the same time he is busy renovating his beautiful space. theodore jay is HERE. and he is NEXT. another exciting exclusive happening only in the site of excitement. EXPRESSMEN.

Always exciting. Always expressmen.

model: steve

"models that i want to work with must be either pretty, handsome, or interesting. right now my focus is on male models. models don't have to have experience & it's an advantage to me (i can mold them to my vision easier). i like models to bring their own personality & reflect some of their own hobbies & interests. i never argue with a model but may try to get them to push their comfort level or vision of themselves (be open to ideas)."

model: wizzle

"i didn't realize that I wanted to be a photographer until i hit 37 (at least professionally). the lesson learned is once you've found your passion pursue it (don't wait). when my mom died in 1997 i realized life is short so its time to seize the day. my motto is you know you are getting old when you regret the things you haven't done."

model: phil

"one model showed up with a really bad complexion (i shot anyways & have some good images). one model was very hesitant even after trying to be compliant with ever little wish . (i learned to take rejection). one model baulked (too camera shy) even after an interview & discussing what i expected (go figure - you can't please everyone), i guess these are all in a days work"

model: zach

"ansel adams was my original inspiration for photography. when i saw bruce weber's early work bear pond i knew i wanted to do that "when i grow up", lately ethan james has really great work"

model: bryan

"i would say my style would be a combination of bruce weber, howard roffman, ansel adams. first priority is to get interesting poses followed by clear, focused, properly exposed images. i can always adjust to black & white, color adjustments, remove defects but if the image is burnt out or boring there's no hope what so ever. sometimes only a part of an image is really great and i focus in on just that element."

model: peter

"current employment is ok, but doesn't fill my creative niche. thought about starting a photography career for the last 15 yrs. now that i am going on 52. it's do it or forget it time."

model: stefan

"a model's commercial life may be very brief. if you wait too long it may be too late. network, network, network baby. don't count on a model agency to do it all. be ready to model & if you are in school or other commitments give optional dates/times. can't tell you how many times models tell me they are not ready :[ always show up to a shoot on time, well rested, shaved, hair done, complexion as good as possible. be prepared (get references, ask questions, read contract, don't make assumptions).the same rules apply to good photography inversely (i.e. good models don't just show up at your door)."

"well most people have crazy dreams & want to move out of their little boxes (like stuck at a boring office desk job). i'm talking about a model i know right now (you know who you are). so embrace your crazy dreams like modeling (worst case you'll find out you had a fun adventure & maybe end up in a better place as part of the journey)"

"knowing that i did my best & didn't wait for fate to determine my future. i especially get a kick when a model i really want to work with feels the same!!!!! i see photography as a small way of being immortal. the images may well live on way past the model or the photographer. in some small way people years from now may be able to relive just a small part of what i have seen and the model has been (even if they are stuck at a boring office desk job)"

are you ready for your next shot with theodore? check him out now at theodore, for he's my space click here

EXPRESSMEN WARNING: theodore said "only those who dream the absurd, can ever do the impossible" and how right he is!

Anthony goes express

three adjectives best described anthony: honest, straight forward and hard working. anthony's photo shoot in these feature was taken for a shirt company lovers of money. anthony enjoyed the shoot, it shows from his relaxed and natural photos. anthony is NEXT. another exciting feature from EXPRESSMEN.

"modeling is something that i really wanted to try, i was curious about it and i think its a fun field, eventually things are moving towards there, and i am happy about that. i think through modeling i can learn more about myself and develop new skills as well as meet great people and grow as a person and artist"

"i think i inspire myself, i love being me"

"i'm married and a multi-business owner, i think those are two great things that i am really passionate about, having a loving wife who will always there for me really means alot in fact coming home everyday be surrounded by the one i love really makes my day"

"to be successful in modeling it takes passion, focus, determination and skills"

"for aspiring models, my only advise is to go through with it, have fun and stay focused"

check out anthony now at his my space, click here good luck anthony and more success in your chosen career!

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totally clueless

here's the latest questions that i've stumbled upon and my bitchy answers:

"what are the different kinds of virus and what anti-virus program would work well to eliminate these craps?"
<> i know one, its called herpes simplex virus, and what will work out well is hydrogen peroxide unless you wanna spend around 20 bucks for a topical relief

"do you know any insult that i can say but has some class and not trashy?"
<> have you call jenny craig yet?

"how do you join my space?"
<> first of all, you should have a computer. second, you should know how to key in the site name on the address bar, if you can't find the address bar, you have to call the local usps

"when you are sick what do you feel like doing?"
<> plucking all your ear hairs

"how many people saw you naked since you were brought out to this world by your mom?"
<> first of all i just like to correct you, it was my dad who gave birth to me, he went into this special project where roles are kind of interchanged and second if you can remember all those persons who saw you naked in your lifetime then i guess you are a troll

"how to you open the mail at your hotmail account?"
<> easy, i just open the small door in front of it, and put the red flag down, kind of telling the post man that hey, i got the mail you placed yesterday.

"how do slot machine works?"
<> check modern marvels on your local cable

"do you always love fall sale, like i do?"
<> nope i love all must sell events, cause its the time that you can really bargain and curse and get really tough with store owners, and they have to give in to you cause thats the time in their life where they just want to move to havana and sing copacobana rather than spend another year in their crammy little roadside shop

"ethiopia is a beautiful country"
<> and the question is....?

"how do i forget him?"
<> start by going out with him and sending him chocolates and such

who's NEXT at expressmen?

credits: zedneram

Cutie model frank fenucci heats up expressmen. He's NEXT.

always exciting. always expressmen.

ethan james goes express

model: clint

ethan picked up on digital photography somewhere in 2003, at that time he also focused his attention on a complex subject, he wanted his work to reflect the honesty and sincerity behind the human element,"i photograph people, for me you are a person first, and i will photograph you in that manner". ethan james is NEXT. he goes express and sit down with us to share his work, life and thoughts on photography. Only at expressmen.

always exciting. always expressmen.

model: erik

"i believe in reflecting the real image of the subject, there is no specific type, age, height or race, my photography is about the individual, our differences are what makes the images so powerful"

model: brandon

"i never really pictured myself going into photography, but i always considered myself a creative individual. i'm a creative writer and phd candidate in children's literature and film, so i love a good story and i guess that has transferred into my photos"

model: isaac

"neither models nor photographers should get into this field unless they are going to enjoy it. yes, it can be a job for both but it has to be a job they enjoy or else there's no point in doing any of it"

model: andrew

"new models should seek out quality photographers to build up their portfolios and new photographers should seek out quality models to do the same. i won't get into a discussion about who deserves to be paid (we all know the photographers deserve it) or which person is more important, but i will say both will go further in the field if they remain honest to themselves and to those they are fortunate to work with on projects."

model: alan

"people inspire me, because their differences are what allow me to continue photographing them. i'm also heavily influenced by film, some music, and of course the encouragement from my family and friends. i enjoy what i do and if it ever becomes a chore instead of a passion i'll put the lens cap back on the camera and never take it off again - but let's hope that never happens."

model: dustin

"the best way i can help a model really bring it out during a shoot is to make sure they are completely comfortable with anything we do from headshot to artistic nude. i make sure they know how to have fun during the shoot and that they are relaxed - cause if not, things will show up in the photo and the result would be too mechanical, stiff, or void of real emotion."

model: caleb

"well, i won't say who i was working with but the model knows this story. i was doing a late-night shoot on public grounds and it ended with two police cars questioning us for suspicious behavior. anyone who knows my work understands that sometimes i present models with provocative looks, but that's not something the police could comprehend - it only made matters worse. at the end of the night, we were told not to be out so late (it was 10 pm) arousing suspicion and to head home. the police even said they almost pulled their guns on us. who knew photography could be such a dangerous profession and/or hobby, eh? so i guess that's not a funny story, but i hope one day i can look back and laugh about it.

model: david

"i grew up watching films (mostly horror) so i have a long history with enjoying stories, tales, and well, blood and gore. but from all of that, my photography style is really about creating a tiny story that expresses itself in various ways for the viewer of the image. if an image doesn't narrate to the viewer, that's ok, but when it does it can be a most powerful expression. i photograph people to allow them to fall into their own narratives or have me create one for them."

model: colton

"knowing that i've made someone else happy always brings a smile to my face. that comes with anything i do, but with photography there's such a delirium of life that comes from seeing or hearing someone i've photographed react in a positive way to his or her images. it's an unrivaled feeling that just makes me want to share it with others in this creative endeavor."

model: isaac

"i believe in photo honesty, not photo beauty, so the idea of what photogenic has come to mean unsettles me"

model: jarred

ethan james is bursting with talents and creativity, not only is he an outstanding photographer who deliver powerful images that shows clear and vivid realities, he is also a writer that specializes in poetry, short fiction and screen play added to that he has a BA and MA in english at texas a&m university. to find out more about him, click ethan james
check out his portfolio at ethan don't forget ethan can also be seen here and here. check ethan at Next Model Men


EXPRESSMEN WARNING: If you're not in ethan's lens, your portfolio is incomplete.

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who's NEXT at expressmen?

philip is NEXT. he sits down with expressmen for another exciting feature. exclusive interview. happening only in the site of excitement. expressmen!

always exciting. always expressmen.

chris at expressmen

credits: maloney aguirre

chris is originally from toronto, he is pursuing modeling alongside his studies which is in the field of criminology and psychology. he is currently building his portfolio and getting more contacts, after all modeling is all about publicity and marketing. chris stubbens goes express. he is NEXT. only at expressmen.

always exciting. always expressmen.

credits: maloney aguirre

"on my very first shoot, the make up artist wanted to use this liquid that looks like sweat, but it stays on you until you rinse it off. well she got it in my eyes, and it burnt my eyes for about half an hour. i couldn’t even open my eyes. so much for being a great model! wasn’t funny at the time, but i laugh looking back on that."

credits: maloney aguirre

"i am a health nut. of course i have my days like all others. i try to be in the gym, 4 to 5 times a week. keep active playing sports like hockey and golf all year round. i make sure no garbage goes in my body, only fresh food. no pop and lots of water. alcohol on the odd weekend, in moderation, it’s not that bad for you."

"i try to mix it up. i like the surfer skater look. on a daily basis i am more casual, but i do love to dress up on occasion and wow everyone. nothing sexier then walking around on the town with a plain white tee and some nice jeans. take that advise for what it is."

credits: maloney aguirre

"some friends encouraged me, they said i should give it a shot. so i got some pictures taken, and i am not looking back. i am not with an agency or anything, but i still love it."

credits: maloney aguirre

"there is not much from the modeling industry itself that i would say inspires me. it is my self motivation to be someone in life that gives me my drive and determination that allows me to have the edge over other people."

"hard to say where i'll be in five years time, i will graduate by April 2008, i could be in law school, real estate perhaps, even modeling for an income, wouldn’t that be great? i just hope that i am stable that’s all"

credits: maloney aguirre

"don’t be afraid! just go and do it. that first step of making a contact, or stepping into an agency is the hardest one. tell yourself that they should be begging you to model for them, its all about attitude. have the right one, and the sky is the limit."

"it could be anything from day to day. i try to smile at all times, even when things are bad. what don’t I have to smile about? i have good health, great family and friends and have been blessed to come from such a fortunate part of the world. i know that sounds too clichéd, but its true."

chris stubbens is definitely a name to watch out for. by investing in his studies, he is also investing on a stable future. modeling for all its perks, is not a stable industry, you have to be on your toes all the time, ready to be critized, ready for the next shot which can happen anytime. Chris will go a long way in modeling. he has the looks and charms. good luck chris. to know more about him click chris stubbens

EXPRESSMEN WARNING: Chris good looks and great personality will make him click in this field

who's NEXT at expressmen?

credits: zedneram

Cutie model frank fenucci heats up expressmen. He's NEXT.

always exciting. always expressmen.

horoscope express

what's your destiny? its all in the stars!

aries

>>> its a sensitive day for you today, hold on to your defenses or your emotion will shatter you to pieces

taurus

>>> touch up on your artistic side, you'll find some sense of fulfillment

gemini

>>> you'll find yourself asking questions today, but you will end up empty and confused

cancer

>>> a co-worker will approach you today and ask for help, by responding you'll be forming a strong alliance with him

leo

>>> irritable day for you, try to control your temper as much as you can

virgo

>>> you feel fine today despite the early morning rush, the day will go well for you

libra

>>> this is not the time to delay on something that really means alot to you, its time to stand up and take the necessary actions

scorpio

>>> try to be sensitive today

sagittarius

>>> you have to feel better about yourself, what you have and where you are right now, that's the only way that you'll feel fulfilled and happy

capricorn

>>> shopping day or watching that new movie that you've been waiting for would be good for you

aquarius

>>> never allow anyone to put you down today, that could lead to more bad luck

pisces

>>> ask yourself why you are restless lately, you'll find the solution to your current dilemma

true love and false idols by adam

adam bouska's true love and false idol fashion shots is really amazing, how he incorporate the color and emotions in these photos really makes adam one of the most sought after fashion photographer, to find out more about him click adam bouska

trey's latest

trey talks about the hottest search right now, find the details here who will win the next cover guy? more info at trey cruz!

sexy underwhere?

the fine ribbed, micro material of olaf bennz and the thin waistband makes you feel sexy and comfy, 14 at urban underwear while the jules mini from the hom collection has the casual and relaxed look, the microfiber waistband is comfy and it has elastane for a secure fit, 11 at urban.

totally clueless

here's the latest questions that i've stumbled upon and my bitchy answers:

"do you think its ok to bring my louis vuitton bag and show it to my high school friends?"
<> yup, definitely you'll make them feel sorry for their own little miserable existence

"omg i forgot my sterling necklace! should i go back or just go ahead and enjoy my friend's b-day bash and forget about that accessory?"
<> just to let you know, you also forgot your skirt. don't let them see that you are wearing the minnie panties, so its better that you go back and fix things up

"is the mountain dew made of lemon dew?"
<> nope, read the label its the dew from the mountain

"what should i wear to the movies on saturday?"
<> how about nothing?

"where is the most trendy and cool shop to do fashion hunting?"
<> goodwill

"how can i make my halloween pumpkin last longer, cause i want to use it until christmas?"
<> bake it

"how do you locate a missing person in the internet?"
<> its called typing his name on the search box

"i went to the gym today and my throat really hurts so badly that i have to go home, this is happening for quite some days now, what do you think is the reason?"
<> do you think i am a doctor, and that i can diagnose you just like that?

"when a dude do a high five on you, does that mean he likes you, cause my crush just did it to me couple of minutes ago?"
<> nope it only means that he thinks you are his pal, his buddy, his guy. sorry to break your heart girl

"any experience while having your nose pierced cause i am thinking of doing one?"
<> one time i did it, and everything went well, the next day i woke up and i can't see anything, my nose swell like ripe tomatoes, i went to the clinic and the nurse poke it, and i swear all i see is blood rushing through my face

wander goes express

credits: filipe

wander grew up with a passion for photography, during his high school years, the fashion doors opened so he ventured into modeling starting with runway shows that leads to several projects, he signed up with an agency and become a professional model. but during college, he became absorbed with his studies that the fashion world takes the backseat in his life. after working as a civil engineer for years, he decided to go back to modeling, he worked as a full time model in brazil for a year, and then he went to san diego, it was there that wander found his passion again. wander aguiar, his photography. his life is NEXT. an exclusive look inside wander, happening only in the site of excitement. expressmen.

always exciting. always expressmen.

"i have friends who doesn't have enough money to pay good photographers so i helped them, and the agents who saw their portfolios were impressed with the photos, that was the time that i realized that photography is something that i am good at, and something that i really loved to do, when i moved to san diego, this passion was screaming inside of me so i decided to take up photo classes and soon i found myself doing what i love to do best"

credits: ben banner

"my inspiration comes from different sources, its all about opening your senses and letting the creative energy flow through you, life is always full of surprises, you just never know when the next inspiration will hit you, it can just be a simple scent, a color, thought or feelings. capturing these moments through photography is like blowing life in a solid statue, giving it movement, color and emotion"

credits: ben banner

"there are always some great moments, that’s one of the reasons that i love working with people, we always have fun, i think that's one of the rewards of this field, once we were shooting a model who is naked at the beach surrouded by cliffs, we didn’t realize that there were more than twenty people watching from the top of the cliffs, the model got so shy so we decided to shoot some fashion shots with clothes on but the audience wants to see more sexy shots and they started cheering and clapping"

model: filipe

"my style is classic, provocative, yet sensual without being vulgar. i try to make my model understand these elements so that they can incorporate this in their movements"

model: ken

"the market is very competitive but also is huge and very diverse so it doesn’t matter what kind of model/photographer you are, just follow your passion, improve your skills, experiment and you will succeed"

"as a former model i use my experience to help my models bring their best to the shoot, basically i make sure they are comfortable with the environment then everything becomes easy, soon we got the best shots that we want"

model: tom

"knowing that i can help other people feel good about their looks and physique and that i am doing what i love to do most, those are the things that can make me smile at the end of the day"

wander aguilar will continue to follow his passion, and help models brings out the best in them in every shots. to see his complete portfolio click wander check his own site at wander aguiar

EXPRESSMEN WARNING: wander's photography is really inspiring and HOT.

they're all here

horoscope express

what's your destiny today? its all in the stars!

aries

>>> explore your creative side today, do some painting, drawing, sculpting or anything that involves art

taurus

>>> some work issue will sprout today, try to get yourself out of it

gemini

>>> the only way to outwin them is to be yourself and stay positive

cancer

>>> try to get in touch with your special someone or distant family today

leo

>>> something exciting will happen later this afternoon

virgo

>>> you'll find yourself talking in lots of social situations, just try not to bore them with your random rantings

libra

>>> a package will arrive today. surprise..surprise...

scorpio

>>> try to stick back to basics, finish up your chores in your place, an unexpected visitor will show up later this afternoon

sagittarius

>>> you'll find yourself in an awkward situation, avoid going out if you are not comfortable with the person you are with

capricorn

>>> if you are not ready for a commitment, try to scale down on the love department

aquarius

>>> it seems that your luck is running out, these couple of days it had been really unsuccessful for you. don't be misled by the current situation, just do what you are doing, pretty soon things will go back to normality

pisces

>>> shaky friendships can lead to unforeseen disaster

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totally clueless

here's the latest questions that i've stumbled upon and my bitchy answers:

"do you think i am too old to start football?"
<> no, you are just ancient

"can you give me a list of researcher jobs so i can do a research on them?"
<> girl, why go into researching when you can't even research the jobs available?

"what's the best way to create emoticons for my site?"
<> start by being emotional, usually being a drama queen always work

"why are you answering my question?"
<> because it gives me joy to answer questions from trolls like you

"what are sea monkeys?"
<> they are creatures like you

"what is your favorite game when you were a child?"
<> beating you up

"ok i asked her out and she said yes, but today i heard that she asked somebody out, how can i get her back to our original agreement?"
<> slapped her, that will quiet her down and will make her go back to your original plans

"did ashley quit the suit life or is she fired?"
<> gosh, its called end of contract.

"how do you find the equation of a tangent?"
<> you mean the tangent bar? its just off highway 40. got to remember bring lots of singles, have fun slipping them in!

"why nobody is commenting on my space?"
<> because they don't like you

"can you substitute chicken stock with vegetable stock and retain all ingredients?"
<> nope stocks are holdings in the company they should be taken seriously and not be played around in those silly soups

derek at expressmen

credits: dreamcatcher photo me

there's something about derek, that's really exciting. his active personality, sense of humor, friendly smile and professional attitude when it comes to modeling. all these elements make derek one of the favorites among photographers and modeling project organizers. truly derek will go a long way in modeling. derek is HERE right now at expressmen. exclusive interview. exciting photos. ALL HERE. ALL RIGHT NOW.

always exciting. always expressmen.

credits: dream catcher photo me

"i see myself as just being successful. doesn't matter in what capacity or in what field, just as long as i am comfortably making ends meet financially and i'm able to positively make a difference in society"

credits: dream catcher photo me

"is modeling a young boy's dream? not necessarily, but definitely to date a model lol"

credits: dream catcher photo me

"during one shoot, i was positioned for a particular pose and it felt very straining on the joints and muscles, but i stuck thru it and the end result was probably the best shot of the entire shoot, awkward positions like this are really one of the things that models encounter everyday, but the important thing is to pull yourself together no matter how awkward the position or situation is in order to create that powerful shots"

credits: dream catcher photo me

"although modeling is a tough business and has its highs and lows, i think having fun and gaining friendship supercedes everything"

"i am an easy going guy who makes the best in every situation, i always make myself at home in order that i'll fit in any situation, adaptability is one important element in modeling in order to survive you should know how to adjust to the changing needs of this field"

"i think modeling is an art in itself, i can do implied nudes but not really porn"

credits: dream catcher photo me

"networking is everything! you need to be noticed and recognized, and there's no better way to do that than to get yourself out there and be seen. nobody is going to promote you more than your own self. you have to take what's yours and go after your dreams! for aspiring models, just remember that this is a tough field, don't be misled, learn from any situation that presents itself, if something seems shady and not legit, then probably it is, just follow your instincts"

credits: jon malinowski

"i will never get more successful as a model without constructive criticism, all those advises piled up whether positive or negative are actually materials that i can work on to improve myself both as a model and a person this industry is so critical in itself that you're only good as your worst picture"

credits: jon malinowski

"having a great loving family and friends who are always there to support me and seeing the smile on my dog face whenever i walk through the door, that's what makes me smile at the end of the day"

derek is really a great guy, very friendly and humble. he is from maine and is concentrating right now to gain more experience, have more modeling projects and network in this marketing based industry. to learn more about him, you can visit his space at derek or check his exciting porfolio click derek hawkes


EXPRESSMEN WARNING: Be ready to be charmed by DEREK, he will captivate you with his charming smile and friendly personality. and did we say, he is also very smart?

random snaps

credits: viska regatta, croatia

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>>> title of poet edmund spenser's sonnet that tells about the elements of love and life

four thousand four hundred

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totally clueless

here's the latest questions that i've stumbled upon and my bitchy answers:

"i was shocked caused when i run the check disk on my computer it says that i don't have the boot.ini.exe files, what should i do?"
<> nothing, cause you never had a booty anyway, just be happy with what you got girl

"how can i lose 35 pounds?"
<> you have to call jenny

"what is a good name for a reptile amazon lizard?"
<> yours

"will you submit yourself if aliens came to earth?"
<> only if you do first

"should i buy sterile needle in the net so i can pierce my nose cause i recently got this bling?"
<> nope, leave it to me, i'll put that bling on your nose to quiet you down, but don't blame me if you can't breathe after that

"what is the best way to burn the fat off my butt?"
<> easy, stir fry

"what is the similarities between buddhism and hinduism?"
<> ism

"if i go with you to the beach, what should we do?"
<> how about lets play sand and water, i'll dig a hole and cover you up with pasted sand

"who is the father of modern molecular biology?"
<> me

john goes express

it was a period of restless time, at sixteen, john left the security of his loving family to discover himself, it was also his period of growth and search for meaning in life. john moved into a commune in boston, it was there where john discovered the diversity that life has to offer and choices that a person can take to find fulfillment and happiness. it was there where john found himself. john is here exclusively at expressmen. JOHN shares his excellent photography, thoughts in life and career, he will inspire us to dream big and dream more. john is NEXT only here in the site of excitement. EXPRESSMEN.

always exciting. always expressmen.

"life is a series of visual observations. I feel that the quality and integrity of those observations are my responsibility. i choose to draw, to observe and record light as it moves through the spaces of my existence. the communication is reciprocal. what begins as a touch of graphite on paper, or paint on canvas, becomes sensual exchanges"

"moving back home from the commune after the constant urging of my parents, they let me live in the church tower, since both of my parents were pentecostal ministers, it was there where i spent every weekend partying and attended some of the best concerts - jefferson airplane, jethro tull, allman brothers, moody blues, emerson lake & palmer, dr john, john mclaughlin and the mahavishnu orchestra and many more, but I did graduate from high school that summer"

credits: josh cole

"if i can capture mona lisa again in the canvas, she would not look like the original, she would be my vision and most likely naked"

"i was in the last lottery for the vietnam draft and they never got to my number, after that, i moved into an apartment in syracuse with my best friend from high school where i faced the realities of being gay. about 2 years later i moved to l.a. with hair down to my waist, 128 lbs and 19 with no job and only survive because of tuna helper. after dating a number of guys and too much partying, i moved in with a keyboard player for fleetwood mac. things did not go well so i moved back to syracuse, ny. i got a job or two this time but still lived in various apartments and communes for the next four or so years and then that was the time that i hit low point"

"nude art should feel natural, believable and creative. nudity in art is constantly evolving like any other art form. fine art is a combination of medium, quality of representation, subject matter, light, composition and the artist’s vision. the appearance of the model, old or young, fat or thin, clothed or nude, erect or flaccid, does not determine a work’s standing as fine art"

"when you’re past the preparation and into the moment of creativity… when the rules have been suspended and your mind is running full bore. the moment of creation where there is no fine line to consider, that's when inspiration hits me"

"if i could only choose one form of art to express my visions it would be hell. that would be like asking a singer to choose one note to sing, or a writer one word to write."

"a photograph is the result of the union of a photographer and the subject. two minds, the photographer’s vision and the chemistry that flows between them. then throw in variations introduced by naturally occurring events at the time of the photograph. when all is said and done the photograph is influenced by a large gene pool and funneled through the non objective eye of an artist. so i would have to say it captures elements of all that contribute. take the same photograph five minutes later and something will change and different elements of the same subject will manifest. life is far too elusive and changing to be captured in one shot"

"i wouldn’t even begin to guess or want to know where i will be 5 years from now. it would take all the fun out of it and spoil the surprise. alive would be good"

"during the low points in my life my parents saw an opportunity to get me to admit myself into a christian camp in saugerties, ny that converted gay men into straight men. it was a year of strict living schedule, forced bible study and memorization and no contact with the outside world, no tv and no newspapers. i think of it as mind control or brainwashing. when my year was up, they released me and certified me “straight”. i was not. about a year after that in 1979 i met my partner al and finally grew up. at that point in time i was finally in a relationship that would nourish my development as a person and an artist"

"for newcomers in this field, never stop aspiring but try to understand what it is your aspiring for. if you aspire for money and fame you will have to compromise your work and do what it takes to get ahead. if you aspire to develop the artist in you, don’t expect to make much money and be prepare to be an outsider. learn how to promote yourself and don’t rely on fate, chance or someone else to do it for you. be prepared to put in the time, the work and money. believe in yourself and what you are doing. finally, this is real life so there are no guarantees."

"what can make me smile at the end of the day? my partner alan robbins of 28 years. my whippet elliot and his antics. my beautiful home at table rock refuge. and a glass of wine"

john's story is a journey towards happiness. its amazing how at the end of the road, you will see that the person that you are searching for is the same person that is looking back at you everytime you face the mirror. he will always be an inspiration to anyone who wants to make it in the competitive world of modeling and photography. john had outwin and outlast all the elements and storms that tried to pull him down, he came out as a better person who is much stronger and braver to face the next sunshine. To view john's amazing photography and art click fine line fine art


EXPRESSMEN WARNING: JOHN proved that artist are not born but they are MADE, anybody can be john, as long as you are ready to walk through all the thorns by the road, john made it. there's no reason you won't.

who is NEXT at expressmen?

numero

seven hundred fifty

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>>> human chromosome 20 is the metacentric, with an estimated size of 63.7 Mb, the sanger institute completed a sequence of eurochromatic part of the short and long arm of the chromosome

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>>> route 72 is a metro route to downton seattle and lake city

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wilmer goes express

models: dan gannon/ jeffrey scott

wilmer vergara's extensive technical knowledge in graphic arts and design enabled him to produce professional business visual solutions, his site at graphi-ko highlights his powerful portfolio and his excellent work in design, illustration, photography and in providing corporate solutions for their website needs. wilmer goes express. as he shares his thoughts on life and photography, wilmer is NEXT exclusively at expressmen

always exciting. always expressmen.

" i do try to make my models comfortable and relaxed in front of the camera, it helps me to get natural looking shots and not simply posed pictures. i let the models be themselves to help bring out their qualities. when they are relaxed it is easier for me to get them to express themselves in front of the camera. after having worked with many models i have found out that the best element that any model can bring is a good attitude and a disposition to try new things."

model: leroy mobley

"networking and promotion are the most important tools that photographers and models have to show to the market what we do. it doesn’t matter how much talent you have if no one sees your work"

model: jeffrey scott

"i always liked photography, but it was only 2 years ago that i began to see myself as a photographer. and i love it!"

model: rob bryan

"graphi-ko design is a company that i created a year ago after i graduated from college and since then it has been the window to show people some of my work as a photographer and graphic designer. graphi-ko also had given me the opportunity to meet great new people that are involved with graphics and photography."

model: brandon mendizabal

"for aspiring photographers, if you have a new idea to show in your portfolio, usually it does not always come out on the first try, so work on it as many times as you need to, until you get the results that you want, the important thing is that you build a good portfolio at the same time learn as much as you can about this industry because that knowledge will really help you alot"

"what can make me smile at the end of the day? tough one lol, i guess its when someone gets very excited when he see the final images, but good sex at the end of the day, that's a good one too, lol!"

model: dan gannon

"the human body, beauty of nature- sky, wildlife and emotions all inspires me"

to learn more about wilmer visit his site at graphi-ko and let his professional and technical knowledge be your design solutions. check out his portfolio at wilmer vergara


EXPRESSMEN WARNING: Wilmer will open NEW windows as he provide solutions to your graphical and design needs

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credits: image source

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totally clueless

here's the latest questions that i've stumbled upon the web and my bitchy answers:

"what do you think about my halloween costume?"
<> quite frankly, i don't think you need to wear a costume

"how can tila tequila answer all her million my space friends?"
<> she needs to drink lots of tequila for that

"what should i do with my computer cause the vista that i just downloaded is not running and the whole system is freezing up?"
<> give it to me

"do you know any chemical where i can mix 40% nitro?"
<> girl, please don't walk in public with me, i don't want trouble, you are really into something with that nitro thing

"does anyone here knows any site where i can get cool background images for my laptop?"
<> its called cheap.com

"why is it that my last homework question gives me the creep?"
<> not to worry, its just your body telling you to go to the bathroom

"which elements does carbon likely to create a chemical bond with?"
<> you

"who got kick at the last next top model?"
<> don't worry girl, i know you are in a depression mode right now. you'll get over that. i mean you are good looking, you got a great agency, that is just a tv show. you are still young and there's more to life than being the next top model.

"what kind of hat should i wear for winter?"
<> something that is made of a thin flaky material, so that you'll always get warm all over

corey at expressmen

corey has an unnatural obsession for teas, believes in unicorns and dinosaurs living in deep lakes but what most of his friends knows and everyone who had seen him play is that definitely corey is into music, his new acoustic project everything in one highlights his vocal and composition talents as he shares his music and love for life, "my music is written with honesty, every lyrics have meanings, every songs have a story behind it". Here's corey as he goes express exclusively in the site of excitement...EXPRESSMEN.

Always exciting. Always expressmen.

"i had played in several bands in the past five years, and had played in a good amount of shows, but needless to say bands break up and we move on. i shyed away from playing for a little while, but i guess, i just couldn't stay away that long, music is something that comes natural for me, its really within me, so i am happy to be back again, doing what i love and do best"


"i never dreamed of being a musician until i started playing the bass guitar with some friends in my neighborhood. our band was called orange letter and we had a pretty good run for a local band. after we broke up, i started a band with some other friends and i sang and played the bass. i really enjoyed singing and writing lyrics. that band didn't last too long, our guitarist had to leave for college, so i stopped playing for a few months. then i started this acoustic project called everything in one. i loved being able to write whatever i wanted to and record whenever i pleased. writing lyrics is a passion of mine and being able to express myself through my music and words has really helped me deal with tough times"



"well, i try not to look too far ahead. everyday is a gift and i try to take it a day at a time. which doesn't happen very often, i tend to worry a lot about the future. i have the right intentions though ha. it would be nice to be on tour playing music that i love! i've wanted to get into some acting too, so who knows where that will take me. if all else fails, i will attend college and become a health/phys ed teacher!"


"there are so many bands out there and it's very tough to make a name for yourself. so my advise for aspiring artists, is to just write what you want to write and don't worry what other people think. i'm not saying compliments are a bad thing, i like them as much as the next guy does, but if you aren't getting compliments don't change your style. don't be something that your not. if you are happy with your work, then you should be smiling. one last thing, you have to promote a lot. it's not really that fun, but it's something you have to do. send out demos, add people to your myspace, play live shows etc... don't wait for someone to come to you, you need to go to them!"


"when i played in orange letter and we played a hardcore show. orange letter was more of a pop punk band and playing with hardcore bands just didn't set too well with the fans that night. we got bottles and food thrown at us and people were just being really rude to us because of the style of music we played. needless to say, it was the last hardcore show we played!"


"music is always a way to express yourself. for me, writing a song can help me overcome a hardship or express my happiness for something or someone. but you know what's really important in life? knowing that i have a great group of family and friends who will always be there for me, their love and acceptance are the real treasures in my life. if my music doesn't get me anywhere, then i really haven't lost anything valuable. i will continue writing songs and expressing my feelings until the day i decide to hang up the guitar"

"i recently wrote a song about my love for the fall weather. it's titled "fall", i know not that real original but i couldn't think of anything cooler. i'm from pennsylvania, so i get to experience about everything that mother nature has to offer. the song states some lyrics, that could be misinterpreted, such as "i don't know how something this dead can look so beautiful, oh no..." it's about the leaves changing color. it amazes me that there dead, yet they are so awesome looking!"

corey has an upcoming show on October 27th. it's a halloween show, with everyone dressed up, what could be more exciting than that? to catch on corey's exciting life and touching music click corey don't forget to check out his acoustic project at everything in one special thanks to corey's photographer levi bloom for that great photos, check levi's site out too at inside punk, very nice and interesting site!

EXPRESSMEN WARNING: Corey's energy and beautiful music will really touch hearts and make us appreciate life, even if its no longer fall and the leaves are starting to bloom.

horoscope express

what's your destiny today? its all in the stars!

aries
>>><<< something good will turn out today, so relax, keep that smile on handy

taurus
>>><<< not a good time to go shopping or splurge in a fancy store

gemini
>>><<< start fresh today, figure something out where you can do a new start

cancer
>>><<< today is one of those rare days when not only will you be irritable but your eye for perfection is at its optimum

leo
>>><<< you'll realize today that you just have to learn how to let go

virgo
>>><<< go out tonight and have fun, you worked hard these couple of days so you deserve some play

libra
>>><<< a friend will consult you on something important, don't make the decision for him, but rather guide him towards the right path

scorpio
>>><<< work, work, work day today

sagittarius
>>><<< you'll meet somebody special today, that's your reward for being so good on social events

capricorn
>>><<< spend time with your mom today, she will appreciate that

aquarius
>>><<< no sense of delaying things, you just have to say it to him

pisces
>>><<< you'll find yourself this afternoon flirting with someone you have a total crush on

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credits: image source

matt's new book

matt hackney, model and physical fitness and nutrition expert has an upcoming book entitled the fire within, this book covers the elements towards a better health, and teaches you how to deal with health issues to gain optimum health, for more info click mov fitness to check out matt and see his portfolio click matt hackney

camden goes express

camden was only two when he first came to the states, originally from cambodia, their family migrated to the US because of the political situation in their country, camden's only memory during that time was the plane and helicopter ride and asking his parents why he can't see the angels in the clouds.

camden is NEXT. and he is here RIGHT now at expressmen. THIS is his exclusive INTERVIEW only in the site of excitement. EXPRESSMEN. here's camden. exclusively.

expressmen. always exciting! super sparkling!

credits: hair make up:briget henri/stylist:christopher mc connell

"there was a time when i found myself asking what is my purpose in life, which part of the world do i have to play a role, whose lives am i to affect, what am i suppose to do for the people around me, whether to help a group of people in need or stay in a dying country to flourish, i want to look back in my history and say that in my lifetime i helped some people, that in my lifetime, i did my part"

credits: scott cunningham

"i hate getting my pictures taken, i would skip photo session days cause i don't want to see my face in our high school year book, back then i was an art geek with thick glasses, art was my passion, i am into painting and drawing. ironically, when i was 18 some girls at work would tell me that i should go into modeling because i have the look, but i did not believe them, i never really thought that i was a model material, or even good looking enough to be photographed, but fate turned in some twist and i soon found myself with agencies that are interested in me, and i guess things just happen from there"

" i learned that sometimes we over expect things to happen, which is just a natural human behavior, but having big dreams without taking smaller neccesary steps will not get you anywhere. from my experience, i learned that whatever we want, we may not always get it on the first try, quitting is not the route to achieved those goals"

"i just started liking sushi. only, if it's freshly made at a good sushi restaurant. right now i'm not eating a lot of sweets, because i have to watch my stomach, ha ha ha. but i love mc donalds fries, gotta have that at least once a week! maybe one day when i'm not modeling anymore i can eat whatever i want. as far as movies go, i like action fantasy movies. transformers, resident evil, etc, even if it doesn't have a good plot but i'll go for the action and cinematography"

"if you ask anyone that has been in the business for awhile, they would tell you that it's not all that glamorous. it's a very competitive business, and since you're an independent contractor, you control how much and how far you want out of it. the challenges are keeping your game on top, and learning how to deal with rejections. in the ever so changing world of advertising, you constantly have to keep yourself up to date, like you need to have new pictures and marketing materials all the time. take rejections as a learning tool and use it as a stepping stone to achieve your dreams"

"i don't know that i would say asians always excel in modeling. from my experience so far, you just have to be in the right market for your type. but there are less asians doing modeling compared to others, and perhaps because thre are standards to meet like height, so there are less competition for them. it depends on who you ask if they think asians are attractive. once, i had an agent told a client that she doesn't think asian men are attractive. some people find asians exotic and mysterious and they're attracted to something that is different to them. in fashion modeling, they find beauty in different and odd things"

credits: makeup/hair: briget henri/ stylist: christopher mcconnell

"if anyone wants to go into modelling equipped yourself with knowledge on all aspects of the business, so you can avoid pitfalls and be ready for unexpected things, its also important that you know which agencies to go to and which ones to avoid. the agencies work for you, they make a commission by getting you work. avoid agencies that want you to buy pictures or materials from them. and never quit working towards your dreams. because you have a chance greater if you keep trying, than to quit trying"

credits: erik mull

"i want to build a school or a camp in cambodia, for the kids living in certain villages where they don't have an opportunity for education"

Truly camden's life had been a struggle to achieve the american dream, all camden wants in life is to be happy, and to help others. with his kind heart, and his great personality, he will truly go a long way in modeling. to learn more about camden click camden visit his space at camden sang

EXPRESSMEN WARNING: Camden is a GREAT guy, he will definitely SHINE.

totally clueless

here's the latest questions that i've stumbled upon and my bitchy answers:

"anybody wants to swap with my nokia 3230?"
<> sure i'll swap by slapping you with my nokia

"basically, how do i become a lawyer?"
<> its called law school.

"is it true that vanessa got naked and it was all over the net?"
<> girl thats old news, are you sure you live in planet earth?

"why should i be concern whenever i have nose bleeds?"
<> because its so unfashionable

"i notice some bumps on my you know what, should i go see a doctor?"
<> before you do that, show that bumps to me first and i will tell you what to do next

"this is kind of a technical question, so i am doing this experiment on heat reduction, what is the best way to reduce the build up of heat molecules on a thin frame made from glass?"
<> easy add some ice cubes

"can anyone tell me what size is the head of the screw thread in the olympus tele converter t 17?
<> head of screw thread? gosh you have a dirty mouth girl

"is it possible to get a passport without the birth certificate?"
<> is it possible to get a birth certificate without being born?

"why does cats poos on the litter tray and not everywhere?"
<> because they are not like you

"how many of you would buy the product that i am selling, just curious?"
<> i will, only if you are not the one selling

"anybody knows about what tayutay is?"
<> girl, wtf is that word?

"any suggestion for alternative to texureline control gel?"
<> how about hca? (hydrochloric acid) that will totally control your hair

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totally clueless

here's the latest questions that i've stumbled upon and my bitchy answers:

"where can i find the formula in finding the perimeter of a square?"
<> its called yahoo

"is using baby oil as gel substitute good for my hair?"
<> to be honest, i think you will look great minus the hair, so ditch the oil go straight to your stylist and shave everything off

"any tricks so that i can stop smoking?"
<> quit your job. no money, no smokey

"i hate my freckles on my face, it is so disgusting, help!"
<> you know what will be more disgusting is if you peel your entire facial skin off, try it, then maybe you'll settle back to your freckles

"does yahoo customer service has adult persons?"
<> nope they are a bunch of toddlers answering emails from subscribers

"what are the similarities between a peptide bond and an ionic bond?"
<> easy, both of them are bond

"how do you remove the heart ache?"
<> gently peel off your heart from your chest, use band aid to cover the space

"why is it that i am afraid to walk under the ladder?"
<> cause the ladder in your house is ready to collapse, girl you've got to call the demolition specialists.

jimmy heck

another powerful photography by adam bouska, truly adam captured the boyish side of jimmy, he came out looking very cute and really gorgeous.

horoscope express

what's your destiny? its all in the stars!

aries <><><> you hate making rush decisions, but today you just don't have a choice

taurus<><><> are you in love today? thats great, warm feelings like that always brings joys to you

gemini <><><> an old friend, past lover, somebody will surprise you today, it will happen later this afternoon

cancer <><><> good day today, nothing really exciting will happen, it seems like today is just another day for you

leo <><><> you are bored with your work now, deep inside, you want to be free, this feelings will lead to something, which will be revealed later this week

virgo <><><>you had always been in touch with your emotion. which is good, because it makes you sensitive, however because of this, you'll always bound to get hurt

libra <><><> love is in the air, you are connecting with someone

scorpio <><><> not a good day to argue or accuse someone

sagittarius <><><> there are issues today where you will react defensively

capricorn <><><> you'll be confused today, use your wise judgment

aquarius <><><> you feel so irritable today, don't fret its all in the stars

pisces <><><> check your wallet before you leave your house cause you might end up embarrassed in front of the cashier while you sweat and fish for your lost wallet, the good news is its back in your place, its not really entirely lost

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totally clueless

here's the latest questions that i've stumbled upon and my bitchy answers:

"is it possible to kind of download the entire wikipedia website?"
<> only if you have an ipod nano, cause that's the only gadget where the whole site will fit


"do you answer homework questions?"
<> nope i only do assignments, sorry


"how can i get my computer out of the safe mode?"
<> hire a body guard


"are you fond of scary films?"
<> only when you are the lead, cause that will totally knock me off, i will have constant nightmares after that


"how can i cope with my nagging parents?"
<> change them, try home depot


"ok, here's my question what is the relationship between kinetic energy and velocity?
<> they are boyfriends

"how many words can you make out of your name?"
<> girl is that what you're doing the whole day? get a life!

john at expressmen

john is into basketball and soccer, at the same time he loves skateboard, snowboard and does surfing, he's definitely very athletic and outgoing. currently he is working on enhancing his portfolio and getting new projects. john is NEXT and he is here RIGHT NOW only at expressmen.

always exciting. always expressmen.

credits: gerry garcia

"people keep on telling me to pursue modeling, and eventually i did, and ever since i set my foot in modeling i gained valuable experiences that contributed to my growth as a model and as a person"

credits: gerry garcia

"i am always inspired by anyone who is successful and accomplished in the entertainment industy. i think anybody can be successful in this field however you need to have a thick skin in order that you'll outwin all the challenges that comes with this profession. having great looks, good attitude, friendly personality, smart networking and a little bit of luck are keys that can unlock doors of opportunities"

"one time at this shoot, i had a half naked brazilian model laying on top of me for almost an hour. it was really frustrating. ha ha, psyche! modeling is great, never had too much of a hard time honestly. runway shows can be nerve racking, and some shoots can be difficult and exhausting. but in a nut shell, modeling is an exciting field, cause everyday, you just don't know what to expect"

credits: pca photography

"i had a pretty hectic childhood. moving around all the time, i went to orange county and las vegas for elementary school and studied middle school in europe, and came back to the states to finish up high school at sacramento, i guess these experiences made me more flexible which is really great since modeling is also about flexibility and ability to adopt to different projects, concepts and situations"

credits: samantha logan

"where will i be five years from now? on top of hollywood. but at the same time i am happy and contented on where i am right now, i know it takes time and efforts to transform those dreams into realities, i am determined to really work hard in order to fulfill my goals. in the mean time, having the support and knowing that my family is in good heatlh, is enough to make me smile at the end of the day"

credits: lucinda wedge

john's positive and friendly personality will truly take him towards his goals, good luck john and thank you for sharing your thoughts in life and your career.

To know more about john check him out at john kilar

EXPRESSMEN WARNING: john is REALLY hot, we will be seeing more of him in new projects and photo shoots.

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totally clueless

here's the latest questions that i've stumbled upon and my bitchy answers:

"what is your motto for the day?"
<> not to run into bitches like you

"why is it that my cat always makes the meow sound, its irritating me sometimes?"
<> because your cat is not barking

"how will you know that you are not being scientific?"
<> when i start answering questions coming from you

"what is the best solution to stop my eye lashes from curling directly on my eyes?"
<> simple, remove your eyes

"any tips cause i plan to make out with my boyfriend tonight?"
<> start by farting that will turn him on

"does anybody here knows where tito ortiz first fight would be at?"
<> first of all, who is tito ortiz, second, i am a lover not a fighter. third, why am i answering stupid questions like this?

"my crush kissed me yesterday, does that mean he will do it again today?"
<> i am not sure, cause i think today he will realize that he did a terrible thing yesterday

"how can i stop myself from being too attached to all my stuff?"
<> send them to me by fed ex

exciting bruce

credit: ismael medina

bruce kocher is 59 and he's starting a new career in modeling. for him he feels that his age group is under represented, and that's whats nice about modeling, age is not a factor but rather an advantage, like in an organizational set up, marketers can compete in any industry by finding their market niche and focusing their campaign towards that niche. this is exactly what bruce is doing. "with the baby boomers, there is a need to be represented, i hope i can benefit from this need." bruce had proven that anybody can be a model, as long as you have discipline, confidence and determination to succeed. bruce goes express. RIGHT NOW. here's bruce exclusively at expressmen.

always exciting. always expressmen.

credit: matthew hanlon

"i grew up in suburban new york, a die hard yankee fan. all i ever wanted to be was a ballplayer, when i didn’t mature fast enough to make it to the high school team, i started playing guitar and i joined a band. i was a child of the 60’s, so the obvious extracurricular activities of the day were in order. (love-in, be-ins, greenwich village, woodstock, etc.) i got married at 20 and was a single dad soon after, for 22 years. during those years i was a goldsmith and artist"

credit: jay sullivan

"i was filming this project and the director kept asking the "real" actor to tone down her acting, never once correcting me. the part called for a laid back approach, so i know it wasn’t my acting chops, yet it felt good that i didn’t need the direction, yet she did. yet other times i’ve gone for auditions, and made a complete ass of myself, with my total lack of knowledge. i’ve since taken some acting lessons, which really helps, but basically i don't take myself so seriously, whether its acting or modeling, i am having fun cause i love doing it, i think at the end of the day, that's important"

credit: ny press/ismael medina

"i never, ever, really thought of myself as a model. i was only after being around my daughter’s acting class, some headshot photographers were blowing smoke up my ass and telling me i should get my own headshots. they all agreed i had a look that would work in shows like "law and order", you know, like the street cop. seeing that i needed a headshot for my real estate business, i had one of them do it for me. i posted them on a model site as a lark. in less than a week i got a call from the art director of new york press for a cover. that’s when i figured there was a market for my look"

credit: jay sullivan

"i think i am attractive without being too much so. i never could stand to see myself in photos before, because i can see all the faults. getting older, makes it less important"

we will definitely see more of bruce, as he gets busy with new projects, want more bruce? check his online portfolio, click bruce kocher

EXPRESSMEN WARNING: BRUCE is definitely HOT, exciting and really has lots of potentials, so are you ready for bruce?

horoscope express

what's your destiny today? its all in the stars!

aries >><<

lovely day to chat up with long lost friends

taurus >><<

talk to that person who hurted you the other day, that will really help in unburdening things

gemini >><<

your business skills will be put to a test today, hold on, you don't want to make horrible mistakes

cancer >><<

its not ok to just give up. you just have to fight for it.

leo >><<

you'll find yourself absorbed in your work today, take some time off in the afternoon to refresh yourself

virgo >><<

some painful emotions are lurking inside you, try to let it out

libra >><<

its shopping day, great discounts lies ahead

scorpio >><<

enjoy some time off, rent some dvd and just have a nice friday

sagittarius >><<

you'll find yourself disciplining yourself more these past days

capricorn >><<

avoid salty foods today, focus on eating healthy

aquarius >><<

thinking of going out tonight? its ok, you'll going to have lots of fun

pisces >><<

some set backs are lurking over the weekend

sexy underwhere?

classic and sporty look from sloggi, extra support is provided by the double lined front, 15 click fig leaves

the seamless sides and ribbed zones makes this diesel sports brief really cool, added to that the waistband has a retro feel, 35 click fig leaves

blog express

which blog made the buzz this week?

i love the cool green colors of beneath a bent sky his recent post is about going green and the blog action day on october 15

see andy baldwin on his underwear run at discreetbai

congratulations to kit as he turns one, cheers to more artistic, exciting and creative images to come!, thanks kit for sharing your beautiful images, click asian exhibit and check him out

find out what's the top five gay porn annoyance, the ministry of pleasure shares!

a naval academy reader shares a video clip at trey guess who's their fave?

rick talks about sci-fi movie sunshine and shares his thoughts on twitter click homo superior

tiggah's photos of his vegas business trip can now be uploaded at his flickr, check out these exciting shots.


in confetti wingedman says that he keeps britney's photo in his wallet during her preglam days, check also the vid of the legendary spears

jay got bored so he took colorful photos check it out at jay bio

bisean shares the recipe on one of my favorite indonesian specialty, beef rendan, also beautiful photos of tarsiers and find out which south east asian city made it to the list of the richest city by 2020

totally clueless

here's the latest questions that i've stumbled upon and my bitchy answers:

"how can you help me cure my insomnia?"
<> how about if i knock you out?

"does anybody here loves the japanese drink sakey?"
<> technically you are not suppose to drink a key that is why there's such a thing called locks

"ok so how do you basically milk your muscle?"
<> simple you just have to place it on the ref or it will expire

"if i will travel to venice how much should my budget be in each day that i am there, including all the food and extra cost?"
<> a dollar

"my friend will not play by himself, he always want me to do the guitar, but sometimes i have so much assignments and projects to finish up, how can i tell my friend that i can't always attend the after school practice without hurting his feelings?"
<> start by showing him how you play with yourself

"i tried leaving early for work but i always arrive late, how can i solve this problem, there's so much traffic in my area?"
<> try resignation. problem solved.

"are tornadoes made of winds or clouds?"
<> neither, tornadoes are actually sisters of tomatoes

"where can i get a free stuff in the net?"
<> its called broke.com and cheap.com

"anybody wants to help me in my calculus?"
<> nope, i only do trigonometry

"what do you think my veterinarian should do with my puppy who had a fractured leg?"
<> how about gluing it?

the logo

i received several emails asking me why i used this photo as my main image at my new modeling blog next model men, i really don't know why i chose this photo. if you can remember this image appeared in my past postings under random snaps. i forgot when and where i took this picture. i think its been months. next model men is a specialized blog, its a photo blog with a modeling twist. the electric plug and socket with the light switch represents the blog's main concept which is to become a medium in showcasing outstanding modeling portfolios. modeling is not only about sunglasses and looking great but its also about networking and building relationships that will help you succeed. the lightswitch and plug in order to produce light should always be connected. the rough hollow blocks background with the lanco water sealer can represents the real facts in modeling- its a hard and tough industry, in order to survive you have to work hard, in order to seal all deals you have to be totally committed to everything that you do. i hope that you'll take the time to browse the new blog. and hopefully like with expressmen you will find the new blog exciting and enjoyable.

who's NEXT at expressmen?

trey's latest

trey's got something exciting: discovery channel's last one standing is truly something to discover, check it out click trey

serge goes express

credits: hamilton knights

serge is from latvia, this russian hottie is not only good looking but he also has a very nice and friendly personality. he wants to be a detective someday that is why he is focusing on finishing up his criminal justice course at college. he started modeling few months ago, but he had already done lots of runways and fashion pictorials. truly we will be seeing more of serge..he is destined for something big. here's serge, he's NEXT. he's at expressmen.

credits: hamilton knights

"God knows what's best for me, if i am destined to become a successful actor someday, i will really be thankful, if not, i will still be thankful because i know that whatever field that is, it is always a blessing, i will really do my best to excel no matter where the future would take me"

"my parents had always been my inspiration, they are my driving force and motivation. they are always there to give love and support for me. denzel washington and tom cruise are also my inspiration because of their skills, talents and success in their career"

credits: ian jacobs

"for aspiring models, its very important to get the word out there, advertise yourself as much as possible, go to all the casting calls that are available, prepare yourself mentally for worst, remember modeling is all about promotion, its not just having a great body or lots of experience"

credits: hamilton knights

"i did not really see myself going into modeling, however i learned something, modeling opened new doors for me, i met new friends and had really improved my self esteem and confidence. so i really enjoyed this field. but acting had been my passion. i think through acting, i can express what's inside me, there's really more to acting than giving life to the roles that your performing, acting goes beyond that, its fulfilling, its uplifting"

credits: dhaniel

"luck, hard work and promotion are three factors that are crucial in order to be successful in modeling or acting. having the right look will help but you still need these elements"

credits:hamilton knights

"what can make me smile at the end of the day? fruit salad, a new gig and conversation with a cute girl"

To see more of serge, check out his portfolio click serge Good luck serge on your career, you have so much potentials and keep it up. truly you are right on that, promotion is one key in order to succeed in modeling since this field is all about networking.

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next model men

i am so excited to start a brand new blog, its just two days old, its called NEXT MODEL MEN and it is hosted at typepad, which is more of a challenge because it does not have the ready audience at blogger and typepad's system is really so confusing. i sat down the whole day figuring out how to navigate around typepad and believe me it is not easy. i still think that blogger is the best blog site because of its user friendly interface, even if you are totally clueless on how to do blogging, the tools in blogger are all easy to learn. typepad is very complicated, you have to do it through trial and error, and you'll need lots of patient, i am totally clueless on all html, the last time i sat down in a computer class is really years and years ago, but definitely its after the civil war. i remember my instructor is so cute that i ended up stalking him all through out the semester. anyway, going back to the new blog, it is getting there, not yet ready, but i hope to work harder on it so that it will also attain all the successful elements that expressmen had, i envisioned it as a relay station for expressmen which is a more established site, but what makes next model men different is it is really a photo blog, something like, less talk but more men concept. at the same time, it will concentrate on models, upcoming and established ones, fashion will also be infused and lots of fresh concepts and topics. so hopefully, you will also support this new blog. thanks again, and its always fun having all of you guys...the weekend is just a few days away, so whatever your planning to do, i hope that you'll have fun!

horoscope express

what's your destiny today? its all in the stars!

<>:<> aries<>:<>

you will find yourself in an irritating situation, lots of issues to deal and solve today

<>:<> taurus<>:<>

some conflicts will arise today, but there's a quick fix just lurking behind those solutions that you thought are not feasible

<>:<>gemini<>:<>

you started the day earlier today, and you've never felt so relaxed, later this afternoon you are in for a wonderful surprise

<>:<>cancer<>:<>

don't be too emotional today, you can solve any problems without risking any revelations or spending the afternoon in depression

<>:<>leo<>:<>

if you don't play the games right, you might lose your job or someone special

<>:<>virgo<>:<>

you'll find yourself doing something that you are totally into. things are starting to turn towards you, pretty soon everything will fall on their right places, just like pieces of puzzle binding together.

<>:<>libra<>:<>

why do you have to suffer in an unhappy relationship?

<>:<>scorpio<>:<>

great day to spend quality time with your kids or family

<>:<>sagittarius<>:<>

you have to be honest with your friend today, if not it will be hard to cover things up

<>:<>capricorn<>:<>

shopping is in the air

<>:<>aquarius<>:<>

focus on your work or children, it will pay off later today

<>:<>pisces<>:<>

your creative self will take you places today

tom goes express

tom ranzweiler is into modeling, acting and singing, currently he is working as a motivational dancer and mc for party exchange and he will have an upcoming theater act at strand theater. tom goes express and shares his thoughts on life and modeling, exclusively at expressmen.

always exciting. always expressmen.

"acting had always been my passion because it is very challenging, it gives me an opportunity to escape from my own mind for a little bit and sink into someone else's situation, emotions and personality, through acting, you can shine both on camera or on stage, but at the same time, i also love singing and modeling"


"i know that this sounds like geeky and cheesy, but britney spears had always been my inspiration because she had been through alot in her life and still she perseveres and outshines all her critics, she never fail to deliver amazing music despite all the challenges around her, truly her new song gimme more shows that there's more to britney than we ever know, britney never fails to surprise me, she is really a wonderful inspiration for anyone who just wants to go out there and follow their dreams"


"as a lover, i am passionate and sensual, sure a rough and tumble throw down is great every now and then but taking things slowly and cherishing it still builds a stronger love connection"


"i've never felt out of place in any situation, whatever i do and wherever i go, i always surround myself with positive and loving people so in an uncomfortable situation i have someone or something to fall back on and say oops (out of place situation)"


"seeing the flashing light bulbs and all the glitz and glamour of hollywood, as a young boy, i always thought it was cool to act and build a hollywood career, but the next day i am back on my fire fighter dreams, can you blame a young boy if he wants the free dalmatian puppy?"


"don’t screw up the lines, don’t screw up the lines don’t screw up the lines--'mr. jones did you hear there’s a new playwright in town?'--thank god i didn’t screw up the line! i know this are just one of those things that makes live theater very challenging- screwing up the lines and getting out of it, after all the audience are totally clueless on what's on the script.”


"i love sunglasses, but modelling is not all about that, its pure work that you should have pure passion for. half of it is about looking gorgeous the rest is a balance between personality, skills and an ability to deliver emotions on a cue"


"accomplishment. no matter how big or small it is that’s what makes me smile. being able to come home with a totally checked off to-do list makes me happier than anything else. but i’m sure at some point in my life i’ll be able to say that what makes me smile at the end of the night is turning off the lights and cuddling with the person i love"


even if tom is terrible at math and science give him english and history and his faves: theater, modeling and singing, he will totally be on top of everything. tom's current project includes an exciting and challenging role in a high school play that will be staged at strand theater, jackson memorial high in jackson, n.j. from november 1st to 3rd. goodluck tom in your career and follow your dreams, you will make it, and you will definitely sparkle!

fresh express

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totally clueless

here's the latest questions that i've stumbled upon and my bitchy answers:

"i used benzol peroxide for my acne, what other chemicals do you think i should try?"
<> how about hydrochloric acid?

"is it possible to get an apartmeat in new york for under 500?"
<> definitely, you'll get tons of meat for that price!

"why am i having pains on my tummy whenever i have a bowel movement?"
<> cause your tummy does not like to poop.

"help! i can't see my emails in my computer, what should i do?"
<> its time for a new computer girl

"can you help me answer my science assignments?"
<> sorry, i only do math

"how do you make a mango juice?"
<> its called blender

"what is the real definition of a period as a punctuation element?"
<> a period is something gets really bloody so be sure to stack up on lots of playtex

"what liquid should i drink to prevent hangovers?"
<> valium. that will totally knock you out.

"why are you still up and not sleeping?"
<> cause i am busy answering your stupid question

adam bouska at expressmen

adam bouska took this shot for expressmen, such a sweet nice guy. but talk to any photographer or model and once you say his name, everybody goes...yes, adam bouska, he is definitely something! adam is only 23 yet his work reflects so much power and maturity, truly he captured the elements of quality and advanced photography. he is known locally and internationally for his powerful images and had received recognition nationwide for his excellent projects. adam is also a model, being on both sides of the camera and knowing the intricate elements of both fields enabled him to excel in this competitive industry. expressmen, proudly welcomes adam bouska. as he goes express and stirs up the most exciting event here at expressmen...exclusively adam bouska only at expressmen!

"i've always made mistakes all my life, i can't even think how many times i've done things that are really plain mistakes...however you just have to see through them, its all about focusing on the positive"

adam had always been told that there's no money in photography and that it's an industry built on roughness: you have to be tough to survive. yet this truths did not stopped him, he continue to do the daily battle. and this is one of the reason why adam had been an inspiration among youths and upcoming models. he had proven that age is not a factor in order to be an established photographer. it takes lots of work, passion and talent to be adam bouska, and despite the popularity and success, adam had remained humble and approachable, he always answer the emails and is always helpful especially among upcoming models. for him every success has a history, it has a beginning, and not forgetting where you came from is just as important as knowing where you want your dreams to take you.

"i'm always seeking new ways to innovate my work and always finding information from many forms of art"


for adam, the first element to produce a powerful image is to make the model comfortable. communication between him and the model is crucial in order to bring out the emotions that will be captured by the camera. added to that its all about attaining balance in light, set and other production elements. producing art through photography is a dream job for adam, through this field he was able to explore his creative talents, travel, and touch countless lives.


"it was my mother who introduced me to photography at an early age, but i did not took any interest, until after college what started as a hobby becomes a career and lifetime passion for me"


adam is not only a modelographer, he has a degree at devry university, he said that if he did not go into photography or modelling, he would probably be doing something computer related or travelling globally. with his talents and skills he will definitely excel even if its not photography.


"exposed is a calendar of beefy boys, compilations from my previous shots while boys next door 2009 will be coming up on may, it contains lots of newer work and quality stuff, both are really great buy"


adam bouska had a countdown here at expressmen, and everybody was so excited. lots of positive feedbacks, which really showed that adam bouska's success in the field of fashion photography had been an inspiration for everyone. whether you are a model who is just starting out, or already established or you are modelling in front of your bedroom mirror, adam's career is a proof that anybody can be successful, that anybody can be adam bouska, but like what he said, "it takes dedication, hard work and lots of patience, it doesn't happen overnight and it can be rough at times"


we will definitely see more of adam as his projects keeps coming up...and every new shots will take us much deeper as adam captures the life, emotions and details of his subjects. adam's work will be featured here at expressmen, thanks to his generosity in sharing his art and quality images. to check more of adam visit him at adam bouska


EXPRESMEN WARNING: ADAM will always SHINE in photography, modelling and any field that he decides to focus on. His friendly, sincere personality and creative talents makes him one of the most admired photographer and model.

what's the latest on paul?

hottie actor paul howard has a new movie coming soon for release in january 2008, initially it will be available at blockbuster and netflix soon. paul's role in this film is surrounded with lots of exciting twist and plots, you just have to get a copy to find that out...can't wait for january! and also dont forget, he has the other movie sauce coming up soon too! paul is definitely so busy right now working on multiple assignments and yet he always have time to update his fans on the latest on him...such a really nice guy! i will definitely see this movie, paul is really a great actor, a very friendly guy and did i say he created lots of buzz here at expressmen when his feature was launched weeks ago? and also before i forgot, paul finished a show at spike tv entitled 1000 ways to die, he played a colorful character whose fate ended up with a rattle snake, what could be interesting than that? this new show has a high production value and definitely spike tv is geared for something big for this exciting movie. i will update when the show will air as soon as i got more info from paul, so don't worry on that, definitely you don't want to miss that show...to know more about paul's latest movie cold heart canyon and see the exciting trailer click cold heart canyon and don't forget to visit paul at his site at paul howard

EXPRESSMEN WARNING: Paul's role HAS lots of interesting twists! so exciting to see that...added to that this movie is a thriller with a sexual twist that is tastefully done, don't forget to grab a copy of cold heart canyon, another exciting paul howard film!

michael at expressmen

credits: don pollard

michael freeby is only 19 yet he had alot of modelling experience that helps him move onwards on his modelling career. he has the looks, expressive eyes, great body and personality and all other ingredients needed to be successful in this field. today expressmen focuses on one of the hottest model whose myspace spot at michael freeby is one of the most popular space in the net. michael freeby goes express, only at expressmen.

always exciting. always expressmen

"modelling for me is promoting a better understanding of something, whether its a product or self image and awareness"

credit: jessy parr

"i think if there is something that you love, you should never let anything get in the way"

credit: becky wilson

"there was one shoot where i wore a 10 lb elephant head in the middle of a bizarre desert-like area with all these dead trees everywhere and the most hard, prickly weeds all over the ground. i was barefoot and the photographer kept having me walk all around, climbing up trees with a giant elephant head i couldn't even see out of. at the end of the shoot, my feet were so fucked and i had bug bites all over my body. i'd say that was pretty rough!"

credits: luigi vera/ vestige/hair: victoria husband

" i can't really say where i get inspiration for all my shoots often i see what i'm shooting with beforehand and suddenly all these ideas pop into my head and i'll start pitching concepts to the teams behind the shoots and hope that we can come to an agreement and build up on something amazing. as far as concentration, for whatever reason i've always been good at concentrating. there can be a crazy homeless lady in front of me smearing poop onto the counter at the grocery store and licking it up, and i'd still be standing in line as if nothing was going on."

credits: luigi vera/vestige/hair:victoria husband

"back at eight grade, my english teacher asked the class what their goal in life was, i screamed: o i want to get naked at playgirl, i think my goals had change a bit since then"

credits: brentdundore.com

"i'm definitely building up a base of people that come to my runways shows, modelling for me is also about networking, coordinating with designers, promoters, photographers. you can never really predict the future but i definitely hope for a smooth sailing, i've already gone through alot!"

"there's potential for happiness in just about everything."

michael freeby is truly very interesting and exciting. he exudes professionalism in every shots, yet his warm and friendly personality will really capture anybody's heart. to see more of michael visit him at his myspace at michael freeby belated happy birthday michael, and good luck on your career!

EXPRESSMEN WARNING: Michael is not only HOT but he is really smart, check his site now to see more of him.

thanks for waiting

hey guys, just want to say i missed you all. thank you so much for waiting..i will be updating the site in the next minutes, sorry to michael and adam..for the delay.

check again in a few minutes...and i am working on those delayed emails, i promised...thanks for your patience...

site update

hey guys, sorry for the late update. i am currently having some technical problems with my satellite system. as soon as i fix the problem, i will again update the site. again, from my heart i am sorry. i like you all to know that i got all your emails (more than 60) wow! so much to work on...i am so way behind! but dont worry, i will get back to all of you as soon as i fix the problem. again i am so sorry. i hope that you will still be there when i return.

in the meantime while i am having some technical problems, i am currently on vacation. so a nice refreshing change from my routines. i will tell you all more about this. thanks again and hope you'll keep on checking. cause definitely expressmen will be back very soon!!!